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Exam Status and Quotes

Exam Status and Quotes

  • Feet away, Professor Dema stood, carrying a large gunlike weapon with both her hands and a snarl on her lips. This was not the way final exams were supposed to go.
  • Why we sometimes write ‘Etc’ in Exams? Because it means… E – End Of, T – Thinking, C -Capacity.
  • It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams!
  • Recipe for success: Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.
  • Dear Google, why don’t you sit next to me through my exam?
  • 40 Marks ki keemat tum kaya jaano topper babu.( Hindi  Exam Status).
  • Lovely days in my life – Childhood days! Horrible days in my life – Only exam days!
  • Prince is busy because it’s exam time! Don’t disturb it.
  • Keh do un padhne walo se, kabhi hum bhi padha karte the, jitna syllabus padh k wo top krte hai, utna tu hm choice pr chhor dia karte they....(Hindi Status).


Exam Status and Quotes


Before Exam Status

  • No Status! The exam is coming. 
  • AllI can say “damn” the exam!
  • Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke.......!!
  • Every person be is a nobody before becoming somebody.
  • Group Project: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.DearDear friends, Exams may come and go, Marks may come and go, But once you go mad, You will be mad forever, So be cautious. A study in restrictions. Spread awareness
  • You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam. Sharing is caring!
  • Good luck passing the exam and my deepest early condolences if you don’t.
  • Our education system doesn’t teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it copying….Foolish people.
  • I'm the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study.
  • Newton’s Exam Law: Performances of boys in the exam decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases!
  • Exams test your memory; life tests your learning; others will test your patience.
  • All studies are remembered every time but forget in exam time.
  • EXAM RESULT: Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  • HOW TO SOLVE MATHS: 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY.
  • I wish I could forget you like I forget everything I’ve studied mere seconds before an exam.
  • If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • Dont stress, Do your best, Forget the rest, All the best.The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
  • Exam? an exam is the only means to know something round the subject you were taught!
  • Don't stress, do your best, forget the rest.
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
  • During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
  • What is the main reason for failure? . . . I think it's your Jokes!
  • Keep quiet and Ratta Maar!
  • Syllabus:80 GB __ We study: 80 MB__ Retains in mind: 80KB__ Write in exam: 80 Bytes__ Result comes in binary digits i.e, 00 01 10 11.
  • Bro, no tension - do your best, leave the rest!
  • Dear Google, why don't you sit next to me through my exam?
  • Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end its all same to me.
  • I can't keep calm cos I hate exams!
  • I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated. .
  • I am the type of person who want to get good grades but doesn't want to study.
  • Exams Ke Time Padhte Hain Sab Banke Ullu, Par Fir Bhi Milta Hain. . . Babaji Ka Thullu!
  • Relationship with books is complicated.A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
  • The only people who never fail are those who never try..
  • Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  • Self-trust is the first secret of success.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.Exam offer! Bring a copy on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
  • If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult. If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement…
  • If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  • The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..
  • Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?
  • Pyaasi nigaahon se jalata raha meri chaahat ka diya,
  • Kuchh to bata de mere yaar, mainne abhi shuroo bhi nahin kiya.
  • Exam: My Study period = 15 minutes!  My break time = 3 hours!
  • Exam…? An exam is the only means to know something round the subject you were taught!
  • Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
  • Examinations…? – The only way to know something at least for a few days.
  • Exams are coming!
  • Exams are like Girl friends.  (1) Too Many Questions. (2) Difficult to Understand. (3) More Explanation is Needed. (4) Result is always FAIL!
  • Exams are over I have my life back!
  • Exams are over today, let’s party full night!
  • Exams coming tension coming, exams finished tension finished.
  • Exams let me know how much I can fight in my sleep.
  • Exams on! Life off!
  • Get one bad grade, drops your GPA like the freaking economy.
  • Grades don’t measure intelligence and age doesn’t define maturity.Kah do padhane vaalon se,

Exam Status and Quotes

After Exam Status

  • Kabhi ham bhi padha karate the,
  • Jitane paath padhakar vo top kiya karate hain,
  • Utane paath to ham chhod diya karate the.
  • Likho to Exam mein kuchh aisa likho,
  • Ki pen bhi rone par majaboor ho jaaye,
  • Har uttar mein vo dard bhar do,
  • Ki chek karane vaala dipression kha ke so jaaye.Examinations are when on the question ”when will you be free?” you are looking on the calendar instead of the clock.
  • The night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle.2
  • The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind. (funny whatsapp status for exams)
  • After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.Study: The act of texting, drinking and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
  • Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
  • No exam in the world can test you because you are too cool for it.
  • Bro, no tension - do your best, leave the rest!
  • It's finals week. What do finals stand for? F*ck, I Never Actually Learned Shit.
  • Class Time= Laughing, Study time=Laughing, Exam Time=Crying.
  • Kya aap ko pata hy..?? B00ks samne rakh kar b na parh pane wali bemari ka naam kya hy..?? Mobile...(Hindi Status).
  • Why we sometimes write “Etc” in Exams? – Because It Means. . . . E (End of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity)!
  • No chatting, study only.
  • Exams are coming!
  • Don't Spend all night studying, because you will sleep through the exam.
  • Hey bro, How many subjects in our class? I forgot.
  • The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
  • If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.Exams and grades are temporary, but education is everlasting.
  • Exams + Facebook = your face is in the wrong book.
  • Exams coming tension coming, exams finished tension finished.
  • Everything was going perfect, then the exam comes.
  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
  • Do not disturb brilliant minds at work!
  • Prove yourself to yourself not others. All the best. 
  • I know I am something because God doesn’t create garbage.
  • I am not failed, My success is just postponed.
  • Science does not know its debt to imagination.
  • Exams on! Life off!
  • Study mode on!